🎰

THE SACRED SPINNER

Two names enter. One is chosen by Kel Herself to be the next Keeper of the Book. Allegedly.

📖

👑

📖

Kel's will is binding. Bill & Sian only. No takesies-backsies.

⚠ Statutory Notice · By Order of The Founder This lever may be pulled ONLY while book club is officially convening. Any press outside a duly convened session is an illegal spin and will be treated as such. Offenders may be rendered to an undisclosed black site off the coast of Chile, CECOT, or wherever Kel has capacity that week. There is no appeal. There is no trial. There is only Kel, and there is only the book.

✦ Praise be to Kel ✦

Kel has spoken. The next Keeper of the Book is…

—

⛔ SPIN DENIED

Kel does not permit machines to choose Her Keeper. She has seen your attempt, and She is not pleased.

This incident has been logged.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THIS

You have been sentenced to a papercut. You will receive it at a moment of Kel's choosing, in a location of Her choosing, and with a soundtrack of Her choosing.

KEL POLICE

OPEN UP. You are under arrest for aggravated lever abuse (seven counts). You have the right to remain silent, which is also Reading Room Rule 1. Anything you spin may be used against you at book club.

💥