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Lana Del Rey Tour Tee (Tour Not Specified)

Washed grey. Faded on purpose, then faded further by accident. Smells faintly of summertime sadness and a charity shop.

★★★★★(1 review, it was Kel)

XSSMLKEL

~~£35.00~~£19.89

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Another Pet

Kel has pets. Kel requires another. Species selected at dispatch by warehouse mood. May bite, may not, will be loved regardless. Litter tray not included.

★★★★☆(4.2) "arrived hungry"

SMOLKEL-SIZEDABSOLUTE UNIT

£45.00 + £45 rehoming fee when it inevitably stays

PRE-LOVED

Vintage Band Tee, Band Illegible

Washed 400 times. Band name lost to history. Kel insists she saw them live and that "they were better before you knew about them", which is airtight because nobody knows about them.

★★★★★(unverifiable, like the gig)

MLKEL

~~£4.00 (original)~~£89.00 (vintage)

FOUNDER'S CHOICE™

The Sensible Shoe

Brown. Flat. Weatherproof. Goes with everything because it argues with nothing. Podiatrist-approved, fashion-neutral, will outlive us all. Sold as a pair, unlike Kel's opinions.

★★★★★(5.0) "no notes", everyone

45KEL (5½)6

£59.00

LAST ONE

A Board Game (KELOPOLY™)

2–6 players, 1 winner, and the winner is predetermined. Contains dice, tiny shoe (sensible), rulebook with Kel's amendments in gold pen, and 3 missing pieces as standard.

★★☆☆☆(2.1) "we're not playing it again", Mo

ONE SIZE (BIG)

~~£34.99~~£31.00 (missing-pieces discount)

CUSTOMER REVIEWS

★★★★★Kel (verified Founder): Bought the whole look. I already owned the whole look. It's my look. Five stars for the model.

★★★☆☆Laura (verified member): Shoes arrived promptly and they are, as advertised, extremely sensible. Took one star off because the pet ordered a second pet.

★☆☆☆☆Mo (verified survivor): Played the board game once. Kel was the banker, the estate agent, the jail, and somehow also the dice. Never again.

★★★★★The Bookworm 🐛: ate the rulebook. bildungsroman.