Catalogue No. 060.42 KEL · Meetings, Mandatory-ish · September 2026
Inscribe your name. Illuminate every day in September on which you could, in principle, attend book club. Your marks save themselves — the Record sees all edits. Lying about your availability is technically canon but will be NOTED.
Tap every day you could attend. Each mortal gets their own colour — watch the calendar reveal exactly who's free when.
Who has answered the Summons, and how hard they are pretending to be busy.
Unfurling the Roll…
Availability entered herein is legally binding under club law (see: no such document). The Chosen Day shall be decreed by mathematics and enforced by guilt. Rescheduling requires a two-thirds majority, a written apology, and a snack. Kel's attendance is assumed, eternal, and non-negotiable.