💸 Your Tab
Your running balance with The Founder. It accrues while you read. It accrues while you sleep. It is accruing right now.
📹 Kel Cam
She is watching. She has always been watching. The feed is one-way. Wave anyway.
🫣 Look Busy
Reading the shrine at work? One tap disguises everything as a very boring spreadsheet. Boss walks past, you're a model employee. Press Esc to return to devotion.
🙊 The Excuse Generator
Haven't finished this month's book? Generate a watertight, club-ready excuse. Kel won't believe it. Nobody will. Send it anyway.
📜 Certificate of Devotion
Official proof that you possess Big Book Energy. Suitable for framing. Revocable at any moment, for any reason, and the reason is Kel.
CERTIFICATE OF DEVOTION
🗣️ The Kel-ifier
Type a normal, weak human sentence. Receive it back in Founder: fined, capitalised, and correctly renamed.
🕯️ The DNF Confessional
Confess a book you abandoned and then lied about finishing. Anonymous by default. Absolution is not guaranteed. It is, in fact, denied.
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🎟️ Kel Will See You Now
Take a ticket. The Founder values your devotion and will be with you shortly. "Shortly" is not a legally binding term.
⚖️ Cover Court
Judge a book purely by its cover. Approve or reject. Kel presides, overrules you every time, and fines you for having taste.